画蛇添足 Adding Feet to a Snake
- 阅279Adding Feet to a Snake One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you c......
帽子的秘密
- 阅390Mr. Jones had a few days holiday, so he said, Im going to go to the mountains by train. He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the wi......
英语幽默小故事：银行盗窃中
- 阅173An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bank and saw a car near the door. A man got out of it and went into the bank. She looked into the car. The keys were in the lock. The old lady took the keys and followed the man int......
英语幽默小故事：迈瑞的学校
- 阅141Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, Youre six years old now, Mary, and youre going to begin going to a school here. Youre going to like it very much, because its a nice......
英语幽默小故事：迟到的原因
- 阅366The Reason of Being Late eacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, School -- Go Slow. 迟到的原因 老 师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？ 约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近......
英语幽默小故事：它们是从美国直接带来的
- 阅162Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see......
女士优先
- 阅243Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: Is the sentence The ox and the cow are in the fields correct? Most of the children said: Yes, it is all right! And only one little boy said: No, it is not correct. The lady must be mentioned f......
父亲节趣味小笑话：Penny Trick 一便士的小把戏
- 阅172Penny Trick 一便士的小把戏 After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. 某晚，在把三岁宝宝山米放到床上后，他的父母听到啜泣声从他的房间传来。 Rushing back in, they foun......
父亲节趣味小笑话：Setting the Table 摆桌子
- 阅100Setting the Table 摆桌子 Little Susan was mothers helper. She helped set the table when guests were due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing. 小苏珊是......
英语幽默：她什么都没说
- 阅233A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. 妈妈和儿子在洗盘子，爸爸和女儿则在房间里看电视。突然，响起了盘子打碎的声......
英语幽默：上帝不聋
- 阅185Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NIN......
英语幽默：人类的进化
- 阅199A little girl asked her mother, How did the human race appear? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.. Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered,......
英语幽默：狡猾的医生
- 阅94He Needs Treatment Again As a doctor is examining a patient, his nurse bursts in and says, Excuse me, but that man you just treated walked out the door and collapsed on the front step. What shall I do? Turn him around,the doctor answered,......
爷爷给我付账
- 阅105Walking up to a department stores fabric counter, the pretty girl said, I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost? Only one kiss per yard, replied the male clerk with a smirk. Thats fine, said the girl. Ill t......
兔子的论文
- 阅186Its a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. 这是一个阳光灿烂的晴朗日子，森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外，在打字机上敲敲打打。这时一只散步的......
英语幽默小短文 I work for 7up＂! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀
- 阅213幽默小短文 I work for 7up! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How st......
英语幽默短文 Five Hundred Times 五百遍
- 阅231幽默短文 Five Hundred Times 五百遍 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school t......
双语幽默：缝扣眼儿
- 阅216Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling? 丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的？ Wife: No, dear. I couldnt find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole. 妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。......
双语幽默：媳妇和女儿
- 阅118Two women were chating in a room,One asked, How is everthing going with your son?Oh,dont even mention it, what a huge misfortune!! The woman sighed :He is poor enough, and marry an extraordinary lazy daughter-in-law.She doesnt cook,not cle......
智力测试：英语脑筋急转弯
- 阅1961. What will you break once you say it? 什么东西一说出来就打破？ 2. Will liars be honest after they die? 骗子死了之后会诚实吗？ 3. What always goes up and never goes down? 什么东西只升不降？ 4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?......