英语冷笑话：Improvement
- 阅227Improvement One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along? Fine. I used to be one who couldnt understand the English men, and now its the English men who cant understand me. 进步 一位学生对另一位说：你的 英语 最近学的怎......
英语冷笑话：狗也知道这个谚语吗？
- 阅212The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. Its all right, said a gentleman, dont be afraid. Dont you know the proverb: Barking dogs dont bite? Ah, yes, answered the little girl. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the......
How About the Kitchen?
- 阅167Jack told his wife, Helen, that he wanted to spend his vacation where he had never been before. Helen said, How about the kitchen? 杰克对他的妻子海伦说，他想去以前从没到过的地方度假。 海伦说：去厨房怎么样？......
Hospital for the first time
- 阅234At age of 83, granddad went to hospital for the first time. What is this? he asked as he held up the bell cord they had fastened to his pillow. Thats the bell, Granddad. I replied. He pulled it several times, then remarked, I dont hear it......
Who is my father
- 阅295A child aged seven or eight ran hastily to the police station and told a policeman, Please come quickly! A man is at my house beating up my father. He is dying! The policemen therefore rushed to the scene with the child. They indeed saw tw......
Criticize 批评
- 阅61One American came to Russia to have a look and visit. And there he saw all the secret police, and the people were scared and didnt smile. So the American said, Whats wrong? He said to his friend, Whats that? You dare not say anything. In A......
Who is talking
- 阅73An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to someone. He said, Hello! There was a soldier, playing like a sergeant or something, at the other end of the line. He didnt recognize the voice of the high general......
Thirteen and Fourteen
- 阅164A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someone pokes him in the eye. Everyone in the asylum starts chanting Fo......
Receipt
- 阅224At the traffic fine office, the police handed a motorist a receipt for his traffic fine. The motorist must have been fined for speeding. He grumbled, What am I supposedto do with this? The clerk advised him, Keep it. When you get four of t......
When do people talk least?
- 阅210Student A: When do people talk least? Student B: In February. Student A: Why? Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 学生甲：人们什么时候说话最少？ 学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少？ 学生乙：在二月。 学生甲：为什么呢？......
One Engine Left
- 阅89A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour la......
Psychology
- 阅102Several international businessmen were on a conference cruise when the ship began to sink. Go and tell those fellows to put on life jackets and jump overboard, the captain directed his first mate. A few minutes later the first mate returne......
Tie and water
- 阅203A man was crawling across the desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down, opened a suitcase and said, Would you like to buy a tie? No,said the man, I need water, do you have water? No, said the Arab, but......
始终如一的一句话-英汉双语笑话
- 阅115How Much Is It? 多少钱？ It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels.......
我是来装电话的（双语）
- 阅229A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal worki......
英语幽默小笑话：Goldfish 金鱼
- 阅241英语幽默小笑话：Goldfish 金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 Fred: Where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ Stan: In the bathroom. 斯丹：浴室。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?......
英语小笑话：How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来
- 阅123英语小笑话：How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来 Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I......
英语幽默小笑话：Quick Cleanup 快速清扫（双语）
- 阅119你有没有过这样的经历呢？突然接到电话说有客人来，于是，你把所有的东西都扔进柜子里，家里一分钟变得很干净整齐，不过有一对父子在扫浴室都能用得上，不过他们只是把东西扔进浴缸，然后拉上帘子。。。 Quick Cleanup 快速清扫 Unexpected guests were on t......
英语笑话：一个言出必行的人
- 阅171A Man of Actions A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. You can have no doubt, shouted a young man excitedly,that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, Ill leave Oxford this very eveni......
如果我是一个经理 if I Am a Manager
- 阅199if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. I am waiting for my secretary, was......