笑话：为什么圣诞节一定要吃大餐
- 阅1241. What do sheep say to each other at Christmas time? 绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么？ Merry Christmas to ewe(发音同you)！ 母羊圣诞节快乐。(祝你圣诞节快乐) 2. Why should Christmas dinner always be well done? 为什么圣诞节都要吃大餐？ So you......
语笑话：大手 Big hands
- 阅222Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? tudent: Big hands. 大手 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？ 学生：大手。......
英语冷笑话：情人节的梦表乱讲
- 阅139One night just before Valentines Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. What do you think it could mean? Youll......
英语幽默：他的耳朵在我衣兜里
- 阅94Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A kid bit me, replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother. Id know him any where, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket. 伊凡鼻子流着血......
英语幽默笑话：Give up your seat to a lady
- 阅220Give up your seat to a lady Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Youve done the right thing, says Mommy. But Mommy, I was sitting on daddys lap. 给女士让座 小强尼说......
英语幽默：Five Months Older大五个月
- 阅196Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But Jo......
幽默笑话：If I were a boy again 假如我又回到了童年
- 阅139I would practice perseverance more often, and never give up a thing If we want light, we must conquer darkness. Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results. There are only two creatures, syas a proverb, who can surmount the pyra......
Sharing the Apples 分苹果
- 阅144Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one. Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given th......
英语幽默笑话 ：Reason of Punishment 惩罚的原因
- 阅211One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didnt do. The mother exclaimed, But thats terrible! Im going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the......
英语幽默笑话：Boy, Oh Boy 让人无奈的孩子
- 阅187When theyre together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. All right, you two, I said sternly. No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching o......
英语幽默笑话 ：I'm Glad 我很高兴
- 阅204A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad? Please, teacher, said a small boy, Ive made someone glad yesterday. Well done. Who......
超速的司机，讲述关于超速的司机的中英双语笑话
- 阅172听笑话学英语79:A Speeding Motorist 超速的司机 A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. Dont you know what the blinking lights and siren mean? he demanded. 一位公路巡警截住了一个超速司机。难道你不知道闪烁灯和警笛的意思吗？他责......
The end of the world 世界末日
- 阅133A jackal（豺，走狗） who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: No, please, you cant eat me! You cant eat me! This will be a great mistake. If you eat me, thatll be terrible, that will be a disaster, that will be the......
Saving Money 省钱
- 阅264A man told his son to take a letter to the post office, buy a three-cent stamp and mail it. After a while his son returned. The man asked him, Did you mail the letter? His son replied, Certainly, and I have saved the three cents. I saw man......
A letter to God 写给上帝的信
- 阅139A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post office received the letter to God, they decided to send it to the president. The preside......
摩西和耶稣
- 阅374A burglar（窃贼） breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice JESUS is watching you. He looks around with his flashlight wandering What The HELL Was That?. He spots some $ on a table and tak......
Three pastors 三个牧师
- 阅221Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft（阁楼） and attic at church. Ive tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scar......
Snorer 瞌睡者
- 阅79The preacher was vexed（生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集会，圣会） always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep d......
英语幽默笑话：老虎来了
- 阅166When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a sur......
英语幽默笑话：Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈
- 阅98Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool（毒菌） ?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom. 年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢？年长......